A Dry Bones, demonstrating it's intelligence.


The average Dry Bones, err...

Go suck a dick!

--Dry Bones to Mario: Bowser's Kingdom Episode 3.

Early LifeEdit

These bag o' bones are VERY annoying and never stop telling people to shut up. Maybe it's because they "throw a bone" at them all the time.

Bowser's KingdomeEdit

In Bowser's Kingdom, two of them told Mario to go suck a dick. When he went to do that, he realized he got owned!


These things are known to tell people to go suck dicks.

They are also known to be a bit "boney".